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Recent Movie Reviews

68 Movie Reviews

"become a patron" nah fam, this is 2024. anyone paying you for porn these days is braindead.

a cat is fine too

lol wth was that? this looks like it was drawn by chrischan.

YourNightlyDesires responds:

Lol. I'll keep that in mind. Judging by your other reviews, it's clear that you are someone who can't find a lot in life to make you happy. And I'm sorry for that. It's a new year, so maybe it's time to turn that frown upside down?

Recent Game Reviews

64 Game Reviews

holy hell man, cool it with the dialogue spam and let me play the damn game. it takes well over 100 clicks just to get through all that and start the tutorial, then a few hundred more for the actual game!

wow, a ripoff of both pokemon, AND of a ripoff of pokemon. God Bless the Ai days, generating everyones terrible ideas and "artwork"

dunno if gathering mushroms ever becomes automated. requires hundreds or thousands of clicks to get to that point if so though, so clearly dudes never played a game like this before or he would understand HOW DAMAGING TO THE WRIST THIS REPETITIVE NONSENSE IS.

Recent Audio Reviews

84 Audio Reviews

eh. its okay. the rhythm guitar dosent really have any rhythm, its just palm muted chugga chugga chug over and over. the lead is just doing random solos over and over, not bad, but not seeming to link to the rest of the song in any way. the bass is.....non existent as far as i can tell. and the background keyboards are just a couple simple loops to make it sound like theres more than just chuga chuga solo time going on.

youve clearly got a good bit of skill. keep it up and composition will come to you before you know it.

Metaljonus responds:

Eh I heard your stuff man and I will take this all with a grain of salt lol. Thanks for listening tho!

pretty good. guitars sound a bit "loose" if that makes sense, but im sure thats by design as it dosent sound bad by any means. my only criticism would be in regards to the drums and bass, cant really hear the kick drum or the bass guitar at all, except when you pop the higher strings on the bass, due to how much low end you have coming from the guitar. id suggest dropping ~80Hz with a 1/3 octave eq/filter by about 6, or maybe even 9 DB so the kick drum and bass are audible.

nice

very nice little man. try turning down that 200-300hz range a bit like i just told you 10 seconds ago next time :P

Recent Art Reviews

1 Art Review

very nice

wow, looking through the art section on here for the first time, and i must say that compared to the half assed crap that most of these people submit, this is amazing. even if not compared to that, its very good. is this hand drawn, or CG?

Zero-drk responds:

naaa it sucks ass dude but i liked the atmosfere it gives even if it looks shitty
anyways dont be so hard on people they will improve whit time so as im doing right now

and it is CG photoshit cs something and wacom tablet

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