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its not rogueLITE if there is no progress between saves. "sending home an egg" dosent seem to DO anything. and the pure "pray to RNGesus" nature makes it virtually unplayable.

VanguardJay responds:

sending eggs home, (and collecting resources like wood/stone/obsidian) open up the village which lets you choose persistent improvements. also make sure to move your monsters mid battle to save them from being KOd

seemingly no way to get more than 3 hearts, hearts barely ever drop, and you either beat the game, or there is no progress whatsoever.

Stepford responds:

Certain attachments give you hearts, you can buy hearts from the angel, the boss will drop a heart if you kill it and the enemies drop a heart every 40 or so kills!

i expect more than this in a game in 2021. this isnt a gameboy color guys. and im not talking graphics, im talking what there is to offer as a game.

ShogunPixelArt responds:

So what can you offer me as a player? Yes, you're right, it isn't game boy colors, from what I remember you had to pay for games on game boy color.

0 stars for INSTANTLY going fullscreen without my permission. im not even going to try playing this.

HeadbanGames responds:

There is a fullscreen request if no save/settings are found, though this is used for the offline version.
Your browser supposed block any fullscreen request unless it came from a user input (click/touch a button), it never went to fullscreen in any of my tests and I'm surprised it did for you.

Either way I changed it to run only in the offline version and uploaded a new version, I'm so for the inconvenience.

people need to stop giving this terrible shitpost 5 stars just because its as bad as it sets out to be. being terrible is not a thing to strive for, and this is beyond terrible.

larrynachos responds:

It's gone up .03 points since I went to bed, wow lol. I wouldn't say it's as bad as it's supposed to be. I honestly will probably lose points in the game jam because I wouldn't make it 100% bad, the second and fourth games are pretty good, and I made the music for all of em. If you don't like it, pull the stick out of your butt and play with that.

exactly the same experience as no mans sky. every bit as pointless, boring, and stupid. but for free. 5/5

Skudge responds:

Thanks!

cant even play the game. whatever ad is displayed on this game upon opening crashes my plugin every time. other games here work fine, but this one crashes on the opening ad.

GregLoire responds:

I'm sorry to hear that you're having problems, but the game doesn't have any ads beyond whatever Newgrounds is running. It's not even sponsored.

its ok.

definitely a fun concept. playing some of my favorite songs while avoiding being molested by everything. loses some points because of the payed mode, which im sorry but your game is not worth buying. side note however : surf of syn, by GWAR is a pain in the ass.

Tzai responds:

Hello darkkloud, thanks for playing! Glad that you enjoyed the lite version!

yeah..

wasn't really feeling this. had no idea really what the goal is, the music was highly repetitive and annoying, just couldn't get into it.

TonyDowney responds:

Really? Huh - of the users who turn the music on to start, only 3.5% ever bother to turn it off. I guess you were one of them. Everyone else seems to like it (or at least tolerate it)

ok

you have a very big bug in this game, if you miss one, and there are any sub sequent beats within a certain amount of time, the "miss" continues, regardless of wheather or not you hit the notes and at that regardless of how well you hiy them. i recomend you fix this because if you fuck up during the beginign fast area of the zelda track, you will not recover from it cause youll be brought down to 0 or almost 0 life bar and cant recover frfom it due to how little you give on that level per hit.

LilDwarf responds:

Agh please read the author comments.

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