darkkloud's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Breakout]

oh look its lemmings but worse. sorry bruh, youre about 30 years too late. try ripping off something a bit more recent and less dated. this wasnt even a good game back on the SNES.

[Simpocalypse]

ugh. this again?

[Binding of Isaac DEMO]

its good to know that the space bar items are just as worthless here as they are in the real game.

[Newgrounds High Visual Novel]

why is no effort, drawn by an 8 year old, written by a dyslexic 5 year old, trash like this on the front page?

[AgonyOS]

people need to stop giving this terrible shitpost 5 stars just because its as bad as it sets out to be. being terrible is not a thing to strive for, and this is beyond terrible.

larrynachos responds:

It's gone up .03 points since I went to bed, wow lol. I wouldn't say it's as bad as it's supposed to be. I honestly will probably lose points in the game jam because I wouldn't make it 100% bad, the second and fourth games are pretty good, and I made the music for all of em. If you don't like it, pull the stick out of your butt and play with that.

[Manorvania]

the fact that checkpoints dont work everytime you go past them, and 1 messup means im doing the whole pixel perfect low frame rate bullshit jumps over and over makes this unplayable.

[Dead Estate CLASSIC]

fun little game with a binding of issac style of gameplay. i dont trust that witch however.

[Fishing For Jelly]

this is garbage because it isnt a game. you sit there and watch the jellyfish swim by, or you lose. thats not a game.

[Coin Clicker HTML - Version 1]

good to know you havent improved at all in 3 years and are just gonna repost the same trash game. no thank you.

[Every Man's Refund]

exactly the same experience as no mans sky. every bit as pointless, boring, and stupid. but for free. 5/5

Skudge responds:

Thanks!