darkkloud's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fungal Colony Sim]

dunno if gathering mushroms ever becomes automated. requires hundreds or thousands of clicks to get to that point if so though, so clearly dudes never played a game like this before or he would understand HOW DAMAGING TO THE WRIST THIS REPETITIVE NONSENSE IS.

[Vanguard Monsters]

its not rogueLITE if there is no progress between saves. "sending home an egg" dosent seem to DO anything. and the pure "pray to RNGesus" nature makes it virtually unplayable.

VanguardJay responds:

sending eggs home, (and collecting resources like wood/stone/obsidian) open up the village which lets you choose persistent improvements. also make sure to move your monsters mid battle to save them from being KOd

[3D WATERMELON SMASHER]

this is the worst kind of garbage.

[The Room]

jesus christ this isnt even a game, shitpost somewhere else.

[Gun Knight (by Stepford)]

seemingly no way to get more than 3 hearts, hearts barely ever drop, and you either beat the game, or there is no progress whatsoever.

Stepford responds:

Certain attachments give you hearts, you can buy hearts from the angel, the boss will drop a heart if you kill it and the enemies drop a heart every 40 or so kills!

[Descent (2021)]

i expect more than this in a game in 2021. this isnt a gameboy color guys. and im not talking graphics, im talking what there is to offer as a game.

ShogunPixelArt responds:

So what can you offer me as a player? Yes, you're right, it isn't game boy colors, from what I remember you had to pay for games on game boy color.

[Ultimate Jeeb Prabing Simulator 2021]

shitpost to the extreme. fuckoff with this shit.

[CHAINSAW DANCE]

the absolute worst controls you could have possibly had. id love to play it, but the terrible choice of key placement makes that impossible.

[Duloga]

trash excuse for a game. i get it, its political commentary. that dosent stop it from being a waste of my time and bandwidth.

[Becloudead - Christmas Special]

0 stars for INSTANTLY going fullscreen without my permission. im not even going to try playing this.

HeadbanGames responds:

There is a fullscreen request if no save/settings are found, though this is used for the offline version.
Your browser supposed block any fullscreen request unless it came from a user input (click/touch a button), it never went to fullscreen in any of my tests and I'm surprised it did for you.

Either way I changed it to run only in the offline version and uploaded a new version, I'm so for the inconvenience.